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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

When i get a job.....

1. I will sms and email all my friends who have not yet got a job..

2. I will update my status on facebook as "I am a  (the name of the company)ian now"....

3. I will add a 20000 with my original salary and reduce the bond period by 1 year. And these figures will be   sent to my friends who have already got placed....

4. I will buy a packet(one and only one packet) of melody and distribute among all those who come across
      my way that day,telling them that i got placed..

5. I will call my past teachers and tell them that their student has achieved the "best" ,while all others failed.

6. I will get a T Shirt containing the name of my company and wear it for my next Alumni Meet

7. I will give a treat to all of past friends in "Arcadia" hotel..

8. I will have chicken from chickings everyday(and kfc,and dominos and pizza hut and and .......)

9. I will have cocktails with my new IT "friends" from 3 star or five star hotels...

10. Every week i will go to a pub(not to dance....)

11. I will buy all types of branded costumes like i never wore a local one...

12. I will buy a rolex watch,rado watch, titan, western, chancellor.....

13. I will buy woodland shoes, bata shoes, puma, i dont know more :(

14. I will have dinner from oberon mall,and an ice cream, pizaa and....

15. I will watch movies only in multiplexes...

16. Low floor buses will be a daily routine till i buy a car("swift"  hey no,,,  a monteiro will do)...

17. I will buy a Bose music system and hear lots of music(i will make my friends hear it ,the quality of the  luxury)

18.  well i have to think a little bit after this much,,, let me take a breath.....................
      
       Don't comment that "thats why u don't have a job yet". Because that i know. Tell me if you have any more suggestions. I will be grateful.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Spectator

Once i heard these words from the head of an institution "our students are not spectators but they are gladiators".  I just smiled at his words because i had some friends in that institution and i was well aware of them.
But this is not our topic. There are many who praises the gladiators, but what about the spectators. Well if you have nothing to do, then you  can be a spectator. What if ,you are denied from your work. Such experience of spectation(this is not the correct word,you will forgive me right) is not a good experience,i can say. Since i was a good(no very good) spectator these days. I am witnessing for most dramatic changes in my life so far.
Hey do not   judge me as an emotional guy. I am emotional to a limit. The only difference between me and you is that i know why i am emotional.

Again back to the spectation thing. Well if you are a spectator just clap as hard as you can for others. Motivate them. Mollycoddle them. Because one day you are destined to be in that field.

Being a spectator is not an easy thing while your heart longs to be a gladiator. Your mind never rests. You find nothing ever better than your goal. That is the best thing about spectators. And this is the only thing gladiators do not have.

These are the words of a spectator who is going to be gladiator once,but then i wont be able to say this......